I love romance as much as any other girl. But these are not romantic, they’re just plain tacky. Write me a poem on a napkin. I’d love that a lot more than this thing. I don’t even know how to react to it.

This can’t be real but it is. Real capuchin monkey helpers. I mean I love monkeys as much as the rest of us. Clyde from Everwhich Way But Loose…fantastic. The ebola monkey in Outbreak….fantastic. But there’s something disturbing about a monkey in your house who can help you eat. I guess if you train them… Continue reading →

Soon we’ll be visiting New York and I think I need this map