I used to think Stone Phillips was the ideal anchorman. I’m not talking about actual news delivery, just the look. He has that presence of Mr. Anchorman. Hello, you can trust me with all your important news and I will ALWAYS look damn good delivering it!

But no more.

Now it’s all about Anderson Cooper. What a sharp dresser. Makes sense considering who’s his mom.

But actually the true anchorman will always be Ron.

I’m not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.