So I’m checking around my regular links that I love to look at daily and one site points me to the new Kohler sok tub. And they have a nice picture and a link to a video. And so I think to myself “who are they going to put in the tub?” Since they’re going to show two people I wondered……are they going the typical white couple route?

But no. They’ve decided to go with an Asian girl and a white guy. AND the Asian girl has an orchid flower in her hair.

Such a marketable couple. I am both sickened and highly interested in this tub. I feel dirty.