Me = Susceptible to shiny objects, bright lights, and Asian chicks in cool t-shirts

Marketing works really well on me. I’m fully aware of their techniques and sad to say I’m a sucker for it. If its shiny, pretty and has a cute UI I want it, I want to rub it all over me, put parmesan cheese on it and devour it completely.

So the t-shirt below is fine. Its cute. Its techy cute.

But what sold me is the model. I mean seriously look at her. I want to be her best friend. I want to go boot shopping with her. I want to have brunch with her and hear about all the boys she’s tortured and where her other tattoos are located.

I mean come on. Look at her arm. She’s awesome.

…and Elaine is hitting the Buy Button now.

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