Just had dinner with you and it was lovely ….as usual. We talked about the plane crash in the Hudson River and how it was relatively close to you. Remember when you moved to NY and then like 6 months later 9/11 happened? Is this not a clue that you need to come back to California? We have decent Mexican food. Don’t you miss that? And no, 40 degrees is not “pretty warm.” You’re delusional and mixed up.

We look like this 75 percent of the year.

Aren’t you sick of dressing like this every day?

Here in SF you can look like this every day:

No parka. Just khakis and t-shirt. And our nachos are always wicked awesome.