Living in a house is great. It really is. But you get to experience things that people who live in gorgeous lofts or condos in the city never have the pleasure of enduring.

Like raccoons.

We have a raccoon problem. They like to come into our yard, rip up the grass and eat the grubs that are buried deep. Thus every morning our yard looks like a bomb blew up.

So I bought the Scarecrow yesterday and installed it last night. Overall I think I’m happy with it because our yard isn’t ripped to shreds.

The only problem with it is last night I set it up and got completely covered in water trying to get the settings right. But if it stops those goddamn f&*kers its worth it.